Washed in the Shampoo of the Lamb

While the man was never portrayed as an elitist, I would have expected his first foray into the secular business world to be a little more "high end". Maybe a Lexus dealership or something...

Whatever. For those of you in the Central Ohio area, you now have a place to buy some shampoo that will quite possibly increase your chances of slipping through those pearly gates. Hey man...take any edge you can get.